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Algenco
05-10-2008, 12:30 AM
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him

cocoa_pleco
05-10-2008, 12:32 AM
Baaazzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnngggggggggg!

sandy_n
05-10-2008, 01:23 AM
ROFLMAO Good one :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

Incredulous_Ed
05-10-2008, 02:34 AM
lol that was really funny

Lady Hobbs
05-10-2008, 02:45 AM
Smart guy! He'd better keep on a-goin'.

MandyL
05-10-2008, 03:03 AM
LOL good one!

ILuvMyGoldBarb
05-10-2008, 03:06 AM
That was great!!!!

jillybean1852
05-10-2008, 03:21 PM
OMG!!!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Thats a GREAT one!!!! This is something my exhubby would have done!! ROFLMFAO!!!!

gm72
05-10-2008, 03:43 PM
Classic! Great funny!

angelcakes
05-10-2008, 03:56 PM
lmao.................:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

duce
05-10-2008, 04:58 PM
lol good one heehee:19: